"Lorde" made an appearance on last night’s episode of South Park
Ordinary weapons are ineffective, but in the hands of Persona users, these weapons help us inflict physical damage on the Shadows.
When you grow up and realize you became Squidward.
I feel very much like Squidward today
talking about ur favorite otp to ur friends more like
BUT SASUKE YOU’RE NOT ALONE.
IF THERE IS ANYONE IN THIS WORLD WHO HAS BEEN ON YOUR SIDE THROUGH YOUR SHIT IT’S NARUTO.
THAT BOY LOVES YOU SO MUCH. HE HAS BEEN WILLING TO DIE FOR YOU. HE HAS BEEN WILLING TO CROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY FOR YOU. THAT BOY WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.
PLEASE REALIZE THAT.
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP THIS SAD BROKEN BOY
NARUTO JUST HUG HIM AND WRAP HIM IN A BLANKET AND SHELTER HIM FROM THE WORLD OMG I’M GONNA CRRRYYY
Nice! I love how they all fucked up big time and not just Cartman. Hell, Cartman’s been kind of the hero so far, hasn’t he? Although he’s probably gonna mess it all up in that episode where he likes boys, or whatever. I have a real feeling I’m gonna want to smack him for one reason or another.
Also, you go, Wendy!!! I love Stan with all my heart, but he seriously deserved every bit of that.
Lastly, Mr. Garrison was perfect. Fad diets are annoying. My doctor had me on an elimination diet that involved me cutting out gluten at one point, and where I did lose 30lbs, I think it’s because most things containing gluten also have a fuckton of sugar in them, so yeah. When will people learn? Oh, that’s right, they won’t, because the FDA and USDA will probably never have their shit together anyway. When they flipped the pyramid in that episode, my thought was “hell, might as well” because I don’t think anyone will ever get it right. We’re just too different, you know?
At long last Naruto’s on the one fucking fight I care about. Sasuke vs. Naruto. Fuckin’ finally!
South Park’s got new episodes and I like them so far. Holy shit, Butters. o_O!!!
Bob’s Burgers is back on Sunday.
I have everything that I need right now, tbh.
"Sasuke and I aren't real brothers ..
but we're pretty good friends you know.""That guy is ..
the closest thing to a best friend that I've ever had."
OK. Sasuke’s definitely the best character in this manga. Like, he’s just so misguided, conflicted, heartbroken, fucked up, completely WRONG, and most of all? Consistent. It makes so much sense. If anything makes sense in this manga, it’s Sasuke. He’s convinced that his way is the best way. He honestly thinks that killing off the tailed beasts and the kages will actually solve anything. Erase the evil left in the world. Yeah, that’s so simple it’s almost cute, Sasuke. And that sort of shit seriously never works, because everyone’s got some evil in them, yet Sasuke’s so bogged down by his own darkness he can’t even see the glaring flaws in his logic. He is a psychological train wreck. From a literary standpoint, I’m happy for this. What’s the biggest thing Kishimoto does right? He doesn’t make it easy, at least where Sasuke is concerned.
Sasuke also says, in no uncertain terms, that Naruto’s the only person in this world that he cares about just enough that his feelings for him “hold him back.” I think it’s more like his feelings for Naruto pull him closer toward actual reality, rather than the one his grief and trauma’s been weaving for him. He thinks that, as long as Naruto’s alive, he can’t “save the world.” I wonder if he thinks Itachi’s one mistake was keeping him alive, since that one person you love can distract you from the greater good? You know. That’s exactly the kind of fucked up logic I’ve learned to expect from Sasuke. It’s so bad that it’s genius.
He’s obviously wrong, but he doesn’t think so. Way I see it, he’s a broken mess of a person that wants a neat solution to all of the world’s problems. Also, I think he wants everything he went through to mean something. For everything Itachi and the rest of the Uchiha clan went through to mean something. That’s sad and fucked up and beautiful all at once.
Although, that’s not to say I think he’ll succeed.
Now, this is pure speculation from here. I think, if Sasuke did succeed, that’d be so incredibly tragic. Like, he’d have to exist on this earth and watch his genius plan not work, seeing as things like violence and corruption will still be there. He’d either go all Light Yagami and have to kill everyone that does wrong, or come to terms with how wrong his methods are. Either way, he’d be at a loss, and Naruto wouldn’t be there to make him feel better. He wouldn’t last long.
However, I can’t picture him actually going through with killing Naruto. I predict Naruto’s going to win this one. That his resolve’s going to outweigh Sasuke’s ultimately. That Sasuke’s just straight up not going to have it in him to kill Naruto, like he didn’t during the first VotE fight, despite having a perfect opportunity. Maybe that opportunity will present itself a again, and his body will just act of its own accord, that is, subconsciously being unable to deal with any fatal harm coming to Naruto. Remember, Sasuke talks big, but when it comes time to deliver, how many times has he faltered with Naruto specifically? The best way for Kishimoto to keep Sasuke’s character consistent, I think, is to have him lose to Naruto by way of just being unable to deliver that critical final blow. Still, I hope this happens in a way where Sasuke doesn’t have to die, or at least doesn’t have to die alone, because seriously. What did I read all of this shit for otherwise?
Anotherperler project! These ones turned out so friggin good. My fav so far
Can gluten make your dick fly off? Find out on tonight’s new South Park, Gluten Free Ebola.
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when somebody says dat db is old shit